Welcome to camp sunshine Did you know on Wednesday an incredibly large result happened? That’s right, the piss poor Fake Salt Lakers actually scored a remarkable 17.6% of their season’s goals in a single game to whoop KC’s Johnson (if you know what I mean!). Who cares you say??? Well, we may have not won Read More …
This is one of those articles that I don’t quite get. How did it happen? Who is this yahoo writing it? Dunno, and don’t care are the two answers. Anyway, enjoy a slightly odd piece written by Rogers Und Hammerstein. It’s got more quotes from Dicktator Plush than I can recall seeing together in one Read More …
I’m not one to spend too much time on The Dick jokes. Frankly, we’ve already stretched this more than I thought possible. Pulling out old jokes just seems like a soft way to deal with a hard situation … blah blah growing problem …blah blah… foot-long…blah blah…. cock ‘n’ bull pub…. blah blah blah. But Read More …
“If you can’t say something sarcastically, or with a world-weary bitterness, or perhaps something good with a hugely negative tone, then don’t bother saying anything at all.”
Oh, yeah! It’s like two boxers sparring for the first 14 rounds of a 15-round bout (forgive my ignorant boxing metaphor). Now it’s the 15th round… or at least the end of a 3-year contract. Headliner: Rapids Management (a.k.a. Dicktator Plush) is squaring off against Head Coach Fernando Cluevijoless. We all know that Fernando got Read More …
…Something that the actual team isn’t willing to do. If I were Fernando, I would have fallen on my sword after 10 sucky games in a row. In this case, doing the honorable thing means resigning. If I were Jeff Plush, I would have pulled the ripcord on my golden parachute after 10 craptacular games Read More …
Good Deal or Raw Deal?!? It turns out that a lot of people are confused about the new Rapids ticket pricing deal…not the least of whom is myself. As prices relate to what we’ve paid in years past, things get a bit confusing. In the post a few days ago, we compared traditional MSRP on Read More …
School Daze! Good morning! Both of my boys are off to school for the first time, and I’m off to the Bulldog in an hour or so for the 12:30pm kickoff of US vs Sweden!
It’s Rookie Night at the British Bulldog! We’ve finally gotten confirmation on who the From The Pitch guests will be tonight… And if it’s not truly rookie night, it is new addition to the team night. Besides, I’m not sure you could legitimately call Tony Sanneh a rookie at anything. Anyways, Tony and Mehdi Ballouchy Read More …
Quality news, before it smells News of the weird? Nope, just news from a weirdo. Our Grand Poobah speaks from his refuge in upstate New York. What does the Class VI guru of summer vacations have to say? ———————————————————————————- Tonight – From the Pitch with Marcelo Balboa will be live from the British Bulldog from Read More …
